do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with like some people you talk to like youre both english majors and then others u talk 2 like youre having a mental breakdown
I named my penis "The Truth" because you can't...
talesofaniftyviolinist: So, I suppose I have this addiction of following blogs. Reblog if you post: Sherlock Doctor Who Legend of Korra/ATLA The Hunger Games Harry Potter or if you are a musician! ( Concert Band, Orchestra, Marching Band, etc.) I want to follow you all! Us, Sherlockians, Whovians, musicians, etc. should stick together c;
shit my non-band friends say ...
marchingbandmadnesss: friend: *listening to some song while skyping with me* me: hahaha that song’s played in 3. friend: what? me: the song you’re listening to, it’s played in 3/4 or 3/8 or something, instead of 4/4 like most songs. friend: … you can tell that just by listening to a song? me: yeah … friend: what? HOW?! me:
marchingbandmadnesss: when you tell someone you play an uncommon instrument [i.e. mellophone, English Horn, etc.] and they look at you like:
saxymellophone: I love this man. xD
gosh why did 7th grade me think it was a good idea to like every single facebook page that even slightly applied to me
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
twotwentyonebbakerst: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I WON’T MIND IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I’D STILL LOVE YOU AND OTHERS WILL TOO people are fine by me. everyone should reblog this for the gifs XD this is so….. .__.’ *reblogs* Pssht if I haven’t made it clear...
methlabrador: imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
fairygodblogger: sometimes i want to hug my mom and other times i want to push her off a cliff theres no other feelings in between those two
bloggingetiquette: When people don’t have a “next page” link on their blog or infinite scroll, so you end up having to type “/page/2” in the URL Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.